Funny Thanksgiving Jokes: Maybe not so Funny

Some cheesy Thanksgiving jokes to make you laugh. Probably not.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed!

Why did the turkey join the school marching band? Because he had drumsticks.                  

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? A turKEY!        

Why was the turkey arrested? The police suspected fowl play.             

What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner? A harVEST!

Why did the pilgrim’s pants fall down? His belt buckle was on his hat!                                     

What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turKEY!                                     

Happy Thanksgiving! -Kat

 

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